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NOTE: There’s a nudity warning for this video, for it’s Showtime!

Stephen “F*cking” Colbert led his live election special on showtime. The host of the Late Show came out announcing his name just like that since he was celebrating his temporary freedom from network television. And he came to us this evening at a time of relative catastrophe for the United States, which is in the midst of a meltdown over live election results. Colbert chose to come at the situation with a hopeful, helpful dose of humor.

Naturally, the humor had a raunch factor. First, Colbert acknowledged that the election was currently “too close to call and too terrifying to complicate” while also labeling it as a “a passport grabber.” Indeed, a good chunk of the nation can’t believe that the apocalypse may be arriving, and “half the nation is voting for the asteroid.” With that said, Colbert tried in vain to use his opening monologue as a means of distraction. He replayed some greatest censored moments of CBS in uncensored mode. Yes, there was a naked dude, and yes, Colbert slapped his ass.